"I want to bang every [man/woman/thing] I see"
Tuesday May 26, 2020
OK, I have had enough confessionals from you guys for now. LOL.
TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF.
You want the sexy feelings to start to fade? Learn to be a lazy, sexy person more often. Metaphorically, make your work day feel more like sexy underwear and less like a hard hat.
(Unnnnless hard hats are your thing)
Experiment: Every time you have to move to do something, even picking up your coffee mug, make a groaning mini-orgasm sound. Like, life is just too much. You read me? Take things really easy. No, don’t make that literal sound at work.
Go lay down, give yourself a break. You are driving yourself crazy.
Set some boundaries.
Work during whatever work hours you designate. Then stop workin’!
You want MORE sexy feelings? Well sure then: Push yourself to plan the end-to-end launch of a business in like, a single day. I guarantee your body will be screaming for that sweet, sensory relief. A recipe for bang.
It’s all this ridiculously stressful stuff. More examples: Pushing yourself to plan out your entire career in a day. Planning the rest of your schooling. Visualizing an entire relationship in a day. Don’t stop until it’s done (whenever that’s supposed to be). All the same—just variants on the bang recipe.
(By the way: Set and forget planning doesn’t work—teach yourself to be an early responder instead)
Should I cheat on my (whoever/whatever)?
Does this make me a bad person, feeling like this?
It makes me a special INTJ though right?
Hahaha! You’d be surprised. You’d be so f-ing surprised.
Things on my mind lately, 2023-12 yearly wrap-up edition →
When My Words Meet Your Mental Stageplay →
A quick way to get more creative coding control with ChatGPT →
Why it can be a good idea to say "Thank You" to ChatGPT →
Let's Talk Zuckerberg and BJJ, and What That Says →
Things I Made for You
Own your procrastination with Whole Productivity, a new system → Get my free INTJ COVID-19 Guide → Explore your gifts with my INTJ Workbook → Other Publications → ...and the fake word of the hour: "Errk." Pretty sure it has to do with feats of daring.