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Another Reason Why You Couldn't Work Out

Tuesday June 2, 2020

That’s right, I’m talking about you, lazy person who hasn’t been frequenting the home gym lately.

That’s right, you over there, the one experiencing Prolonged Latent Exhaustion with a Muted Sensory Effect on the Conscious Awareness.

P L E M S E C A

Geez, no wonder you haven’t worked out in weeks. You’re out of resources…

…not that you’d realize it, due to the Muted Sensory Effect part.

Filed in: Fitness /31/

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