Kung Fu Style Generator

Come, Grasshopper. Let me tell you about:

Lao Fut Ding, which informs the concept of researching movements of the ancients and holding steady. The symbol is a family heirloom elbow and a drawing of a high shin block over a two-handed swan mace.

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