Your Post-Nuclear War Job Description

Person Who Dares Tell Jokes in a migratory mountain commune.
Each day you struggle with thoughts of rebellion, and you wonder what made all those bombs worth keeping around.

Generate another one! or See what teenage boys write on Facebook

(Don't forget: Always keep grandpa's compass with you.)

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