Your Post-Nuclear War Job Description

Easily-distracted Nostalgic Flower Child in a slowly disintegrating high plains clan.
Each day you struggle with fading memories of your family, and people don't really respect you as much as they used to.

Generate another one! or Allow me to suggest a martial art

(Don't forget: Always keep grandpa's compass with you.)

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