Single Mom with Genius Child in a quirky, easy-going sea-going knowledge collective. Each day you struggle with something a lot like malaria, and you wonder what made all those bombs worth keeping around.
Generate another one!
or Read a fake inspirational quote
(Don't forget: Always keep grandpa's compass with you.)
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Your ancestors had an interesting sense of humor.
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The next big thing at the NSA.
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