Fun Moms Facebook Status Generator
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Went to the water closet to surf the ol' web- trying to find the guys website where he does those cool things ...totally enjoying the power of this sushi I just opened - enjoying a great experience with me hubby of 15 incredible years... But someone 'splain elk be all crazy up in heah even though EVERYTHING of this stuff is ready for the big time...
I'm tagging you, coach Tim Merkins
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