Fun Moms Facebook Status Generator

Your Completely Made-up Facebook Status:

Went to the water closet looking at FB- seeking my sons hilarious photos of his poor mom ...really loving THIS LOVELY FAMILY GETTOGETHER hmmm... enjoying a great time with my homegirls of 15 incredible years... But someone 'splain tom cruise be so crazy up in heah even though EVERYTHING of this stuff is totally from 1985???
I'm tagging you, bff Jane Kirkstrom

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