Made-up Inspirational Quotes

Your Completely Made-up Inspirational Quote:

How is your spleen holding up? Take time for your total body care plan. Don't neglect your chores and spin, spin, spin. Then it's KAWHOOIE straight up and don't listen to any little squeakers, dude.
--Rocky Balboa

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