Teenage Boys Facebook Status Generator

Your Completely Made-up Teenager Facebook Status:

My sister was all tell me I did not just swallow a ant and we were all how did you not see that coming #yolo

Statistics: 18 likes, 44 comments including an annoyed remark by mom

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