Made-up Inspirational Quotes

Your Completely Made-up Inspirational Quote:

How is your goal sheet keeping up? Make time for your exercise package. Don't neglect your chakra and hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. And then it's BIZOOM you just get going and don't forget to hit print, dude.
--Stan Lee

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